Wine Tour 2009Posted: December 12, 2009
It all started when the guests arrived and we were mingling down in the bar. YES! My bar actually served its purpose. We had drinks, and a bit of food. It was great. If we stayed there the whole time I would’ve been a happy chubby guy. There was about 10 or12 perhaps even elventeen people in my cozy little bar. I was even making drinks. Ok, one drink in particular was a big hit. Click here to find out what it was. Anyway, on my 3rd glass of said drink I was tasked with getting on the phone and helping the driver find our house.(shouldn’t it be illegal for professional drivers NOT to have GPS?) I was also tasked with the money stuff. I guess my wife had a few too.
Once we boarded the bus, we took our seats and that is all I remember.
Here are some pics to remind me:
Notice the beer in my hand for a wine tour. Idiot.
Ok, so this where things went a-rye. I remember leaving one of the wineries, and getting on the bus and told to sit. The rest is history:
The bus had a stripper pole in the middle. Not just any pole mind you. One made from real plumber shit. Like they went to Home Depot and slapped it together that morning. Worked tho.