Only in New YorkPosted: November 17, 2008
Here is a picture of why I want to leave this city. How exactly does one explain this? Lets’s imagine the phone conversation of the moron in the blue honda:
Moron: Honey, yeah I am going to be late.
Moron: I am trapped in a toll booth.
Wife:”A troll took your tooth?”
Moron:” No, I thought two cars could fit through the toll booth at the same time. So, I tried to squeeze by, and well now I am trapped. I am sure you will see it on the internet.
Wife:”I am sorry do you mean to tell me that you tried to squeeze two cars through the toll booth?”
Wife:”It would have been better if a troll stoll your tooth. You are a moron”