Labor Day Weekend.

Oh nelly did we have a busy Labor Day weekend. Laurie, Maddie and I went out to Riverhead to spend time with the O’Shea contingency. My brother Keith, his wife Caroline and their daughter Alexa came down from Rhode Island to join in on the fun.

We drove to Long Island Friday night at 5pm. Why? Laurie loooves traffic for some reason.  I wanted to leave later, but she wanted to leave right from work. So we left right from work. On the way down, we stopped at Fuddrucker’s for a cheeseburger. Ever been to Fuddruckers? Don’t go. The burgers are outstanding do not get me wrong-Very good in fact. But the place is a dive, and the service is severly lacking. The kids behind the counter could care less about the customers,they barely even look at you or even say hello.  After we ate, we hit the road again. Oh, I should tell you that we were in seperate cars. I had to work Monday and Laurie did not. So, the plan was to leave my VW at Laurie’s parents in Wantagh, than continue on to Riverhead in the Saturn. I also want to tell you that I picked up two way radios for the trip. Awesome idea by me. These walkie talkies have a range of 18 miles, I guess they made some improvements since I last used walkie talkies. Remember those? Lucky if you could hear your friend in the backyard.  It made following each other easier. Surprisingly, we arrived in Wantagh without alot of traffic. We said our hellos, Maddie used the potty, and back on the road we went. Around 9pm we arrived in Riverhead, said our hellos, Maddie used the potty and to bed we went.

Sometime the next morning, Keith called and said that while on the ferry he realized he was out of gas. Actually, he confessed he drove for 15 minutes with fuel light on. I am not really sure why. Maybe he thought the “E” stood for “enough”?  When the ferry lands at Orient Point, there is a gas station 3 miles down the road-but he was not 100% confident he could make it there.  Those college educated types, I’ll tell ya.  So, after I donned my Superbrother cape and my Dad donned his SuperDad cape, off we went.

Here is a few pictures of Senior Gascan on his journey to help us save the family.

The Gas Can on it's Journey.

GasCan starts his journey.

 

GasCan in a field.

GasCan in a field.

GasCan catching up on sports.

GasCan catching up on sports.

GasCan at Martha Clara's Vineyard

GasCan at Martha Clara's Vineyard

GasCan wanted to commit suicide. We talked him out of it. Told him Keith needed him.

GasCan wanted to commit suicide. We talked him out of it. Told him Keith needed him.

GasCan finally happy. He destiny is going to be fulfilled. (get it?)

GasCan finally happy. He destiny is going to be fulfilled. (get it?)

Dad fulfilling Gascan's destiny. With no socks.

Dad fulfilling Gascan's destiny. With no socks.

How much to fullfill a destiny?

How much to fullfill a destiny?

The gas station Keith could not make it too. Ferry is 3.1 miles from here...

The gas station Keith could not make it to. Ferry is 3.1 miles from here...

Keith is excited to see GasCan. Or the kick is good, not sure.

Keith is excited to Senor GasCan. Or the kick is good, not sure.

Action shot of what he should have done in Rhode Island.

Action shot of what he should have taken place in Rhode Island.

Yeahh!! Made it!

Yeahh!! Made it! Wonder if they have diesel?

So another successful rescue attempt by Senor Gascan, SuperBrother and SuperDad.  We put our capes away, and headed for the pool!

 

Grandma Rose, Caroline and Alexa sitting poolside. Dad entering the bathroom with towel on head.

Grandma Rose, Caroline and Alexa sitting poolside. Dad entering the bathroom with towel on head.

Keith and Madaghan

Keith and Madaghan

Sorry girls, we can not choose our family.

Sorry girls, we can not choose our family.

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I can throw my daughter higher than you can throw yours.

Who can toss their daughter higher?

 

Cheerleading camp here we come!

Cheerleading camp here we come!

Go team go!

Go team go!

And the crowd goes wild!

And the crowd goes wild!

Look ma! One hand!

Look ma! One hand!

After cheerleading practice, it was time to head home for some dinner. Dad elected to walk.
Rare shot of Dad walking without Gracie.

Rare shot of Dad walking without Gracie.

Back at the crib, Laurie and I gave Alexa pajamas that matched Madaghans. I know, too damn cute.
Two princesses

Two princesses

The next morning, Gracie wanted to play blocks with Alexa. Actually, I think it was Gracie’s idea.
I feel like a blockhead.

I feel like a blockhead.

Gracie loves blocks. Three of them in fact.

Gracie loves blocks. Three of them in fact.

After breakfast, Laurie wanted to get Maddie a costume for her Disney birthday party in December. What better place than the outlets!? on Labor Day weekend!? Will LIF rear its ugly head? Kind of, but not bad. Keith and Caroline joined us and to make things more fun we bought those walkie-talkies I told you about. Spent about and hour in the Disney outlet and Maddie chose a Snow White costume. It was not bad at all actually or maybe I am learning to relax and enjoy the moments? Not sure. After shopping it was time for lunch. Laurie had a hankering for Pumpkin Coffee from Panera bread and would strangle anyone that stood in her way of her Pumpkin Coffee. She picked me up some and I can see why she was willing to commit second degree murder for it. To avoid a murder spree, we stopped at Panera while Keith and Caroline continued on to Friendly’s to secure a table. On the walkie talkie Caroline informed me that Alexa fell asleep! So, Keith will go in and get a table while Alexa and her chilled like mo fos in the car. When we arrived at Friendly’s my brother was sitting at a table for 6 all by himself.

After lunch, Laurie and I headed back to the homestead and Keith would be not to far behind. Keith got lost. But luckily found a festival, called the house to let us know about it and off we were again. It was at Martha Clara’s vineyard. The same one GasCan spent some time at. Laurie and I got back in the car and this time the parental units joined us. Maddie wanted to attend the festival in full Snow White get up. No problem. You are only a kid once.

Snow White at the ball in the field.

Snow White at the ball in the field.

Snow White in the sunflower field.

Snow White in the sunflower field.

I got one!!

I got one!!

I got one too!

I got one too!

 

Boooooring

Boooooring

We decided that while the festival was nice for us….it was not fun for kids. Keith thought the festival up the street would be much more better. So off we went and arrived at Braer Family Farm. Keith was right. Tractor rides, popcorn, corn maze, pig races….Good times had by all.

Are my eyes blue?

Are my eyes blue?

Come with me...!

Dad! Did you pay yet?? come on!

Seriously. Pay. Now. Before I kill you fat man.

Seriously. Pay. Now. Before I kill you fat man.

 

ooo What is that?

ooo What is that?

 

Yeee haw!

Yeee haw!

 

Dad ready for the sack race

Dad ready for the sack race

Our next house

Our next house

Me, Keith, Mom, and half of Dad.

Me, Keith, Mom, and half of Dad.

Singing before the pig race.

Singing before the pig race.

Maddie not sure about the corn maze

Maddie not sure about the corn maze

The sign is funny enough

The sign is funny enough

Into the Corn Maze we go. Hopefully we do not find Maliki.

Into the Corn Maze we go. Hopefully we do not find Malachai.

Who the hell is Malachai? Click here.
Have you seen these sunglasses?

Have you seen these sunglasses?

Malachai!! Oh...no just Keith.

Malachai!! Oh...no just Keith.

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Goooooo Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron

Goooooo Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron

Time for tea!

Time for tea!

And than the camera broke. It was dropped right on the lens and did not make it through the surgery. It now makes a nice paperweight.
It was a fun weekend. Laurie and I left Sunday night and headed to Wantagh than back home.

Long Island Weekend (again)

Went out to Long Island again. This time, LIF did not rear its ugly traffic-laden head. I drove from work in Manhattan out to Laurie’s parents house in Wantagh. I got there around 4pm and waited for Laurie and Madaghan. They showed up around 8pm and off to Grandma’s house we went. Even though we were in Grandma’s house. Confused? Me too. We arrived at the Calverton House around 10:30 and went right to bed. Not too shaby.

The next day was a jam packed day of fun. Ok, jam-packed is a bit of a stretch, we only did one thing, but we did it well. Mom and Dad packed a lunch of chicken sandwhiches, cheez-its, and other goodies and Laurie got Maddie ready and I took out the garabage.  We found a nice table in the shade complete with an umbrella. The pool is huge.  It is Olympic size about 8 lanes wide; 3ft in the shallow end and 12 ft in the deep end. Nice.

Madaghan loved the pool. She was in the water from the time we got there to the time we left. She started jumping in off the sides, going under water and generally thinking that she is Mark Spitz err.. Michael Phelps.  Leaving Laurie and I to push the pool project up a few pegs. 

Laurie and I left the pool to head out to Best Buy and purchase web cams to use with Skype.  If you have not looked into Skype, you should. Especially if you have family scattered all throughout the country like I do. More on Skype and the webcam in a future post. 

 Back to our story: Laurie and I returned with our Best Buy loot and found Madaghan sleeping. No surprise there. All that swimming makes Maddie a tired girl.  Mom and Dad went out to walk Gracie and order a pizza. And order a pizza they did. Bravo my Calverton parental units bravo. Dad-if you could leave a comment what the name of  the pizza place is, that would be great.

After dinner, we popped in the 3D movie Coraline. Laure had to tape Madaghan’s glasses to her head. String be damned! Side note: I am not so sure this movie is for kids under 5. Luckily, as I was beginning to realize this, Maddie asked to go to bed. I think this marks as the first time she has asked to go to bed.

Next morning, Laurie and I packed the car, said our good byes. Maddie handled it well, in fact she said :”Hurry mommy..you’re gonna miss your plane!”  Maddie knew the dealio.


Riverhead Vacation 2009 Day One.

During my vacation, Laurie successfully dragged me down to Long Island. I wish I could just zap down there and skip the drive all together.

captain-obvious2

 

 

Don’t you want to see your family??

Oh dear lord. Yes.I love it when they visit. As many of you know,I do not like to travel. In fact, down right can not stand it. I commute 160 miles a day everyday. Isn’t that enough driving?

captain-obvious2Ahhh….Shut up! Get on with it!

Anyway, I found myself crossing the George Washington Bridge on my day off heading out to Riverhead, Long Island. For the one or two readers that do not know where Riverhead is, it is on the ass end of Long Island.  I wish they would invent the Star Trek transporter thing already. No one would have to listen to me bitch about driving.

We arrived on July 9th.  Here are some pictures:

Maddie could not wait to read the paper!

Maddie could not wait to read the paper!

 

After Maddie read the newspaper and took a snooze, we went four-wheelin on the beach to see “where they all hang out”:

We traveled down the beach a bit and found the Bouy Tree. Or as Maddie says, Boobie Tree.

Onward. Just around the Boobie Tree is a monument made from the best stuff on Earth. Well at least to one guy it is. He made this…garden retreat…from beach trash  er…stuff.

Beach heaven?

Beach heaven?

Mom trid to kidnap Madaghan-again.

Mom tried to kidnap Madaghan-again.

Madaghan tried to make a break for Conneticut.

Madaghan tried to make a break for Conneticut.

Than we stuck around for the sunset:

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Maddie wanted to help the sun set by tickling it down. She is touched.

The sun went down and we rode back to the house for some s’mores and Doughboys. What is a doughboy you ask? Ahh…heaven…on a stick. Email me for the recipe.

Brick Oven Doughboys.

Brick Oven Doughboys.

This brings us to July 10th’s boat ride.


Riverhead Vacation 2009 Day Two.

Day Two brought us out onto the boat:
Here we goooo!

Here we goooo!

Fishing with turkey.

Fishing with turkey.

Shhh shhh shhh SHAAAARK!!!!..Oh wait...it is just Dad with a camera.

Shhh shhh shhh SHAAAARK!!!!..Oh wait...it is just Dad with a camera.

 

 

Shortly after we arrived back at the house, Aunt Diane arrived with cool gifts for Madagahan.

Looking cool. Hope she lets me borrow that hat.

Looking cool. Hope she lets me borrow that hat.

 

After the gift exchange, (I got nothing by the way) we headed down to the beach for another sunset:

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My new desktop background

My new desktop background

After the sunset, Madaghan decided she would teach Aunt Diane something:

Listen here lady!

Listen here lady!


Riverhead Vacation 2009 Day Three

Day Three. Beach Day.

Maddie was all ready to go with her new hat, while Mom was taking lunch orders. Turkey breast on rye for me. Check out my awesome footwear. I know. I rock.

 

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Stardate 0917.18 I landed on a strange sandy planet...

Stardate 0917.18 I landed on a strange sandy planet...

 

Maddie snapped this picture of a couple of whackos. With corn.

Maddie snapped this picture of a couple of whackos. With corn.

 

I blame myself for Maddie's lack of Hide and Go Seek skills.

I blame myself for Maddie's lack of Hide and Go Seek skills.

Good times had by all.


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